| Girls spit shining shoes? I can't say I am surprised about any sexual fetish these days. However, it only needs a little imagination to begin figuring where Brandon is coming from in this movie, which happens to go from the gentle to the very, very hardcore. Picture it like this: girl on hands and knees, eager to please, looking up with big eyes at her master. "Care for a little something extra, sir?" Tina Crystal First, a quick introductory scene: this busty, tanned, dark-haired, green-eyed woman (AKA Claudia Ferrari; she appeared in Top Guns as Christina, wearing the same underwear too) has a body that Brandon seems quite enamoured with as he paws her from behind the camera. This is just a little POV blowjob and foot job scene to get things started, not entirely dissimilar to Brandon's Ten Little Piggies. It's good fun and she does have nice feet! Mandy Lee …or should I say Fallon Somers? I knew those damn tattoos were good for something. Brandon and Manuel are in an alley looking for some valuable garbage to sell when they happen on a girl in skimpy lacy pink things offering shoe shines…at a couple hundred dollars a go. I suspect something "extra" is on offer. Back at the house she gets on her hands and knees and gets to work on Manu's shoes. This whole idea starts to come to life as she goes from licking shoes to licking cock. There's some sexy stuff here as she strokes his tool and he slips his hand into her panties. Indoors, Manuel's cock tickles the youthful blonde's tonsils. He has her rubbing her pussy and spanking herself for him before putting her slender form through its paces with some strong sex, much as we now expect from Manuel. Slaps, smacks and a pretty young girl looking quite fetching riding on top: this is agreeable viewing, though it's not classic material and Mandy seems slightly lacking in personality. She sits on a stool, sticks out her round ass and he gives it a polish (!), and then fucks her as she clings to the furniture. She subsequently sucks his feet, laps spit from his hand and generally proves to be a naughty little minx, spanking her own ass during doggy sex. She looks less enthralled by the streaks of come fired on her face, which Manuel wipes off with spit and a rag. Tina Crystal, main event Brandon has a surprise for Leslie. Tina steps out and blindfolds the Hungarian cocksman with one stocking, using the other to polish his shoes. She's in fishnet top, panties and whalenet tights and seems to be in charge here. I duly note her big bum as she and Leslie slowly work their way out of their clothes and indulge in some oral. Tina's green eyes, not for the last time, flash at the camera as she sucks and then rides her man. In doggy, her pussy pulses when his cock is withdrawn, and her long legs and feet add to the visual mix. "Spit shine my pussy," she giggles. The go into missionary, and Leslie fairly gets stuck in. He licks her ass, and gets stuck in there as well. Her fulsome figure looks great in this position but she moves into doggy and provocatively offers up her ass once more, and I must say she looks good like this too, really in any position they adopt for extensive anal sex - cowgirl anal seems especially rude. Brandon pans from her feet to her face: "Give me your come", she breathes. Leslie fucks her ass a little more then does as requested, on her face. I can't pretend Tina is a really classy girl, she does play to the camera a little much for my liking and in truth this isn't an entirely sensational scene, but you know, I do quite like her and I enjoyed the scene. Daphnye I'm still not quite sure what to make of Daphnye and whether she's really up for it in this game. What's not in doubt is that she is damn cute and as she walks through the streets of Budapest with her gold dress against her tan skin, she looks as good as I've seen. She meets Csoky and gives his shoes a shine, finding it a bit of a giggle as "civilians" stand nearby. She does seem to enjoy his company, which augurs well for the sex. They head to an apartment where she stretches out her long legs for Csoky to taste her toes, which all looks absolutely fantastic. He works up to her pussy and slips fingers into her shaven twat and tight ass. Her sun-bronzed legs and feet look positively edible, and it's no wonder Brandon can't help sneaking the camera off for a peep at them throughout the scene. Daphnye gives the young stud a blowjob and then gets into a great-looking doggy position. Csoky doesn't need to be invited twice, setting about her at a lively pace. Her dress is round her waist, her delicate lacy panties pulled to the side as he takes her in missionary. She treats him to a foot job and before long he's slipping his cock into her ass. Not sure if she's into this or not, but there's plenty anal, plus gaping anus shots. She jerks his cock till come drips from her tongue. I spend most of the scene just admiring Daphnye but I'm slightly disappointed there isn't more personality. Maybe she's really not so demonstrative. But my god, she is cute. Layla Rivera Nacho is hanging out with Brandon at the Topanga Overlook, admiring a view of the San Fernando Valley and all the homes the porn business paid for (a slight exaggeration?), when slender brunette Layla happens along, offering shoe shines. Again, I can see more clearly here where Brandon is coming from as Layla "accidentally" reveals her small round ass and shows her long legs in heels as she bends over to polish Nacho's sneakers. There are more great shots like this as she blows his dick. It's actually a shame they have to go back to some house for the sex - risqué outdoor action in a picturesque spot like this is rather good fun. So, at this house Nacho tosses Layla over, licks her pussy and starts fucking her before they're even out of their clothes. Her thick nipped little tits poke out from under her bra. Nacho ties her hands with her top, and controls her by the hair while training her in a little deep throat as she kneels on the rug in a very sexy pose. Indeed, her skinny, wriggly form and excitable manner are enjoyable to take in as Nacho pushes her through a variety of indescribable and contorted positions. The sex is just a blast but Brandon sneaks in some nice details, like feet, of course, and a great shot of her nipples sticking out like bullets as she slides onto Nacho's body to ride him. She just about swallows his come. There's a very sexy dynamic between them - the difference when you hire a charismatic performer like Nacho is clear - and Layla really deals with his overpowering ways and gets into it in fine style. Julie Night Julie is poised like a cat. She crawls over to polish Brandon's shoes with spit, a rag and her tongue. Brandon soon has her gagging on cock and polishing his rod with her rag. "What about my shoes?" demands Michael Stefano. The view switches from Brandon's perspective to a wider shot as he whacks her ass while she gags on Michael's tool. The guys firmly take charge and push her hard in some demanding, deep, spit-soaked oral - spit being the operative word. I note how well coloured Julie's cheeks are from the spanking as she clambers into Michael's lap. His dick rams her pussy; Brandon's rams her mouth. Her mascara runs and she's in a mess, but she just wants more. This is strong, raw, crude and certainly not for the faint hearted. However, it would be wrong, based on the repeated evidence of her utterly committed performances, to paint Julie as some kind of victim as she truly seems to relish being used like this. Used she is, but that's the way she likes to play. So, yes, we have spanking, anal, ass-to-mouth and double penetration but this is not really about sex acts or positions. It's about Julie submitting in a way that goes some way beyond the usual perfunctory porn performance. I find some of her scenes uncomfortably intense, as though she's giving something far too personal away for the camera, but it's good to come away from watching a scene feeling challenged, asking questions and not just of the "why was that so boring" sort. I feel less convinced about the ending: Julie announces "I'm a dirty little whore", as the guys spit on her face and cover her features in shoe polish, before dumping their loads on her blacked-up face. Overall I really had no idea what to expect from Spit Shined. I'm in a quandary as to how to score it, because it's not perfect and it's probably not suitable for all tastes (and thank God it doesn't try) so the score takes that into account - it'll be better or worse depending on taste. I had my doubts about the premise, and if I'm being honest I still do. However, for the most part I was surprised at just how well Brandon has turned an unusual little idea into quite a satisfying production. I suppose the quirky theme is roughly akin to something one might expect Joey Silvera to come up with. While I enjoyed Tina Crystal and especially Daphnye, the movie is actually at its weakest during these relatively conventional sex scenes. What's more interesting is the way Brandon works the fetish aspects into the sex, creating some intriguing and amusing little set-ups without taking it all too desperately seriously. That said, the hardcore does get pretty serious, no more so than with Julie Night, and the scenes with Mandy and with Layla do supply a fair share of exciting sex that struggles with the shackles of convention without entirely breaking free. What I think is best about this and Brandon's other movie I reviewed lately, Ten Little Piggies, is that he's putting material that he seems to have a real feeling for into his movies and is slowly but surely breaking away from formula porn to create some more personal, individual and interesting material. As I say, I'm not sure that the "Spit Shine" thing really works for me, but it's far from being the sum and substance of the movie. There's a healthy variety of sex and situation and I can only hope Brandon keeps pushing on with new and different ideas. DVD Comments The picture quality is good - it's all clear enough for me and I didn't spot any video artefacts, despite a packed disc. The sound is a touch rough in spots but nothing major. As I say, a packed disc: There's a behind the scenes clip, around 7 minutes, with Leslie and Tina having a frank exchange of views, Daphnye providing conclusive proof that she's just a doll, and Julie again clearly stating that she does not need to be saved from herself. She loves this stuff! Then there's a POV blowjob scene with Mandy, and some foot stuff too, and "More Tease, Please!" - a scene with Julie and then Mandy in solo masturbation action. Add to this text biography, cast list, photo shoot footage (about 7 minutes), photo gallery, cumshot recap and a funny little clip intriguingly titled "How to Spit Shine a Shoe"… |